Darwin Olympics: Woman Cruises Walmart Parking Lot While Drinking Wine Out of a Pringles Can
Meanwhile in Texas . . .
Authorities in Wichita Falls, TX received a call from some Walmart employees who’d been dealing with a woman driving around their parking lot on a motorized scooter while slurping wine from a Pringles can (because, obviously).
When the police should up, the classy lady was gonezo.
However, she didn’t make it too far. Authorities found her at a nearby restaurant, and though they didn’t arrest her, they did inform her that she’s officially been banned from that Walmart location..
