Meanwhile in Germany . . .

A woman called the police to report her husband had been MURDERED!

Authorities arrived to the alleged scene of the crime to learn the husband had not in fact been murdered, but was completely OK.

Turns out, the wife needed a car moved that was blocking her driveway and figured she’d get fast service if she reported a murder instead. (Oh, Honey, NO!)

But wait, there’s more! Woman was drunk at the time and tried to get in her car and drive away from the scene when she realized she was in trouble. Authorities stopped her and she’s now facing a hefty fine and possible criminal charges for misusing the number for emergency services.