Meanwhile in Taiwan . . .
One student at the Chinese Culture University in Taipei contacted police when one of her roommates ate some of her yogurt.
The woman demanded police run a DNA test to find out which one of her five roommates it was . . . and apparently crime is low or resources are high because the police actually did it!
The cost of running DNA tests on all of the roommates AND the empty yogurt container was more than $500. The stolen yogurt in question only cost $2.
The process worked, and the yogurt stealing roommate has been charged with theft.