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Darwin Olympics: Woman Blames Nachos For Almost Hitting a Police Car

Meanwhile in Ohio . . .

A lady was driving in North Royalton, Ohio last month when she almost slammed right into a police cruiser – HEAD ON!

The officer swerved off the road to avoid being hit, then pulled the woman over and asked why she almost hit him.

Her excuse . . . she was eating some Taco Bell nachos and lost control.

The story checked out when the officer noticed shredded cheese all over the middle console of her car, but it wasn’t enough to cover the booze on her breath nor the fact that homegirl was clearly drunk.

She was arrested and charged with a DUI, driving left of center, not giving full attention, AND obstructing official business.

Sadly, this is not her first DUI.

Cab it, Uber it, Lyft it, pay a friend to chauffeur you . . . heck, even renting a limo is cheaper than a DUI, and we’re not only speaking in the financial sense.

Please do NOT drink and drive.

(Cleveland.com)

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