Hell hath no furry like someone who just realized someone ate their leftovers.

Meanwhile in Florida, 56 year old Michele Sedlak was very displeased when she went to her fridge last week, only to discover her Chinese leftovers were gone.

She only had ONE suspect, a man with access to the fridge with said missing leftovers.  Not enough info on the relationship between the two, if they’re together, related, platonic roommates or what.

Michele accused the man, though he swore he didn’t do it, but that wasn’t enough.  That’s when Michele decided her only option was to throw a KNIFE at him.

She missed, and claimed that, “If I wanted to hit you, I would have,” but that just wasn’t enough for police and now Michele is facing charges for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.