Meanwhile in Florida . . .

31 year old Holly Akers felt like a cleaning spree was in order and decided to start vacuuming at 3 AM!

Naturally, her husband, who is over 3 decades her senior, woke up to the noise. He kept trying to change rooms to get away from the noise, but her path seemed to lead to wherever he was.

When he finally complained about the noise, she hit him in the nose with one of the attachments to the vacuum.

The husband called the police on his wife, who showed up and arrested her. Holly is now facing a felony charge for battery of a person 65 or older.

Had she just waited another hour, he probably would have been just waking up for breakfast.