Darwin Olympics: Thief Steals Pain Killers . . . Except They Were Actually Laxatives
Meanwhile in Florida . . .
Peter Hans is a 56 year old Pinellas Park resident that learned the hard (or soft) way it’s never a good idea to take meds that haven’t been prescribed to you by your PCP.
Petey-boy stole some pills from his roommate’s lockbox that were labeled “Hydrocodone-Acetaminophen,” a narcotic used to treat pain.
Only, the suspected opioids were actually laxatives.
Peter learned the true identity of the pills after the fact, and the roommate called the police on him. Of course, Peter had to admit to authorities that he had taken some of the pills, but tossed the rest in the trash when he realized they weren’t what he thought they were.
Dude was arrested and charged with theft.
