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Darwin Olympics: The Most Millennial Stupid Criminal Story You Will Ever Read

Meanwhile in Florida . . .

(Ugh . . . this story, though . . . )

An Instagram Influencer named Kate Lamothe (23) from Los Angeles, California was visiting Pinellas Park, Florida and, while she may have just been doin’ it for the ‘gram, she committed a dumb crime.

Girlfriend took a Lyft to a gas station . . . steals a $43 vaping device . . . and tries to get back in her Lyft.

The driver quickly realized what was going on and refused to be the getaway ride.

What does the Instagram model do next? Order an Uber — because, obviously.

Police managed to arrive before the Uber could whisk Kate away, and she was found in the chauffeured rented ride in a parking lot next to the gas station.

Kate was arrested for theft.

There are so many millennial clichés in this story Jai literally can’t even right now . . .

BTW, if you lost count . . .  we have an Instagram influencer who stole a vape pen and tried to get away in both a Lyft and an Uber.

Way to ruin it for all of us millennials, Kate!!

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