Meanwhile in California…

Joshua Wilhoit (27) was shoplifting at a Dana Point, CA area Walmart, shoving his stolen goods in a bag, and tried to casually stroll out.

Security busted Joshua before he could exit and took the bag of stolen items.  That’s when Joshua ran from the scene (like he tried to steal something).

Dude should have been long gone when the police arrived.  Problem was, Joshua forgot his bible, which he’d put in the bag with the other items now being held by security at the Walmart.  So, Joshua went back to the scene of the crime so he could retrieve his bible, which was rightfully his.

Thing is, police were still in the process of answering the call of the theft and were arriving on scene as Joshua was retrieving his bible.

Joshua did get his bible back, fortunately because we think he misunderstood the teachings and should maybe re-read it, but he also got hooked up with a shiny pair of handcuffs and theft charges.