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Darwin Olympics: Security Guard Got Bored During Overnight Shift

Meanwhile in Wisconsin . . .

*Not ever Dawrin Olympics winner is a criminal; sometimes it’s just a funny story about lack of common sense.

There was a security guard at a Bath and Body Works location in Waukesha, and around 2 AM, DUDE. GOT. BORED.

For whatever reason, he thought the boredom could be cured by the mere amusement of putting his own handcuffs on.

Yes. The man handcuffed himself out of sheer boredom.

Problem was, the security guard didn’t realize the keys to the handcuffs were not on his person.

That’s when it donned on him . . . he left the keys at home.

The security guard had to call police to come help him out, and the responding officer used his own key to free the dude.

By the way . . . this was NOT the first time this particular security guard handcuffed himself without realizing he didn’t have the key.

(Fox News)

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