Meanwhile in Russia . . .
A woman decided to strip down to her knickers to do a polar plunge into a nearby lake (because, obviously).
Girlfriend takes a running start and leaps into cannonball form and . . . CRASHES right on top of the iced over lake. She totally bounces and slides across the ice.
Unfortunately for her, she managed to break her ankle on the ice.
Luckily for us, her male companion had zero sympathy and continued filming the epic fail for all of us to enjoy.