Darwin Olympics: Man Rubs Grocery Produce on His Bum
Meanwhile in Virginia . . .
270 year old Michael Dwayne Johnson was arrested at the grocery store, because he just couldn’t do his shopping like a normal human being.
Dude gets to the store, heads to the produce section, drops trow and starts rubbing the produce on his BUTT, and then putting it back!!!
The not-so-gentleman has been charged with indecent exposure AND destruction of property.
Obviously, the grocery store threw out a bunch of produce because it had been tainted.
