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Darwin Olympics: Man Busted Doing Something Illegal While Wearing Ironic Shirt

If your own personal life’s motto isn’t broke . . . don’t fix it.

Unless you’re life’s motto is “Ain’t nothin’ illegal ’til you get caught.” — because, obviously.

Meanwhile in Oklahoma . . .

A guy named David Rasmussen (38) in OKC was busted when he and his friend were caught trying to steal an ATV from someone’s home.

David was caught and arrested — while wearing a shirt that literally read “Ain’t nothin’ illegal ’til you get caught.”

NOT EVEN JOKING!!

Police searched his property and found he’d stolen a lot more stuff.

So much stuff in fact that David’s looking at six counts of possession of stolen property, second-degree burglary, engaging in a pattern of criminal behavior, and much more.

Also, the dude David was stealing the ATV with just so happened to be a wanted fugitive from Texas . . . so there’s that as well.

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