If your own personal life’s motto isn’t broke . . . don’t fix it.
Unless you’re life’s motto is “Ain’t nothin’ illegal ’til you get caught.” — because, obviously.
Meanwhile in Oklahoma . . .
A guy named David Rasmussen (38) in OKC was busted when he and his friend were caught trying to steal an ATV from someone’s home.
David was caught and arrested — while wearing a shirt that literally read “Ain’t nothin’ illegal ’til you get caught.”
NOT EVEN JOKING!!
Police searched his property and found he’d stolen a lot more stuff.
So much stuff in fact that David’s looking at six counts of possession of stolen property, second-degree burglary, engaging in a pattern of criminal behavior, and much more.
Also, the dude David was stealing the ATV with just so happened to be a wanted fugitive from Texas . . . so there’s that as well.