Meanwhile in South Carolina . . .

A porch pirate in Spartanburg got quite the surprise when the package she hijacked didn’t contain electronics or goods like she’d thought it might.

Nope.

When the owner of the package got the notification that her package had been delivered, but didn’t see it on her porch, she knew what had happened and called the police.

The goods inside the stolen package that the thief wasn’t prepared for . . . were NINE TARANTULAS!!!

So far there re no suspects, but they could probably just wait for a 911 call from someone who now has 9 tarantulas crawling around their home.