Meanwhile in Pennsylvania . . .

Proof that some people truly find themselves too witty for their own good.

Some dude, Marc Latimore (28), from Butler, PA used a woman’s stolen credit card at a couple locations — bought a phone at a Metro PCS store, then some beer and cigarettes at a convenience store.

Thing is, he signed the receipt “Thief,” and no we’re not joking.

Dude actually wrote “Thief” on two different receipts!

Authorities were able to use the receipts to figure out what time he was in the stores, then checked out security footage to identify him . . . Oh, and the police called the phone the guy bought with the stolen credit card — AND HE ANSWERED!!

Dude was arrested for receiving stolen property and theft by deception.