Meanwhile in Pennsylvania . . .
A guy named Jason Kolb (42) walked up to a group of people and started telling them about a time machine he built, and had just traveled back in time. Jason was from the future!
What year was he from? 2019!
Dude was so totally not sober he apparently thought he’d stumbled his way back into 2015.
Jason was showing the group “proof” he was from the future with 2019 dates on his mail and even showed the expiration date on a can of oysters to prove he was living in 2019.
We all are dude . . . we all are.
Police arrived on the scene after a disturbance had been reported, and arrested Jason for a DUI, but found he also had an outstanding assault warrant, oh and police found a baggie of white powder on his person.
So, to wrap it all up . . . 2019 is not the future . . . 2019 is now . . . and drugs are bad mmmkay.
