Meanwhile in Ohio . . .
Thou shalt not steal another man’s chicken ’cause you might get shot!
Nope, not a joke. In Akron, OH a guy at a boarding house was cooking up some chicken when another tenant came by, snatched two pieces of chicken and ate them.
Chicken chef dude was super not happy about it, and decided that SHOOTING the chicken thief was the best solution. Spoiler Alert: It was not.
Authorities responded to the Cleveland Clinic Akron General Hospital Tuesday evening when they received a report of a man who’d been shot in the shoulder.
The victim’s injuries were not life threatening and though the shooter has clearly been identified, charges have not been filed.
Wait . . . who’s the Darwin winner . . . chicken thief or chicken chef shooter? Let’s call it a two-for-one deal.
