Darwin Olympics: Guy Shoplifts from Same Store Twice in One Day . . . and Applies for a Job
Meanwhile in Wyoming . . .
A 35 year old dude ventured into a Sportsman’s Warehouse in Gillette and did a little shopping using his five-finger-discount membership . . . as in totally shoplifted.
THEN, a few hours later, dude went back into the store, but this time with a different goal — to get a JOB!
He filled out the paperwork to apply for the job, but on his way out, he decided to swipe a few more freebies, like a couple pairs of sunglasses.
Store employees called the police, who were easily able to track the guy down thanks to all the job application paperwork he filled out with ALL OF HIS INFO.
He’s since been charged with theft, and – SPOILER ALERT – he did not land the job.
