Meanwhile in Florida . . .
A case of life imitating art has us pretty geeked for this story — especially if you consider the work by “Stone Cold” Steve Austin to be art . . . which we totally do.
Coty Lee Havens (26) of Fort Pierce got into an argument with a woman named Chastity Bodnar (23) — not clear on what exactly their relationship is — about her drinking too much.
As Coty told the story to the cops, Chastity became upset . . . chugged two beers . . . crushed the cans . . . and proceeded to go, direct quote, “‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin on my [expletive deleted].”
If you are not familiar with the artistic works of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin,” he would chug two beers at a time after a wrestling match, then toss the cans to the side.
The report didn’t say exactly how Chastity attacked Coty — we have no idea if she pulled Stone Cold’s signature move: a kick to the gut by a neckbreaker called the Stone Cold Stunner.
Police showed up and arrested Chastity for misdemeanor battery.
Oh, but wait . . . there’s more.
Coty wound up getting arrested after he fought with the officers who came to get the report and clear things up.
