Meanwhile in New York . . .

Some guy with a demolition derby car apparently didn’t realize you can’t just smash into other cars unless you’re participating in an actual demolition derby.

Stanley Payne Jr. (34) had a temper tantrum of epic proportions when he noticed someone parked in front of his house was on his lawn a little bit.

So, Stanley hopped into his demo-derby car and SMASHED that parked car in front of his house.

He’s since been arrested for felony criminal mischief.

(Hornell Evening Tribune / ABC 13 – Rochester)