Meanwhile in Kentucky . . .

Kenneth Couch (35) was in a convenience store when he started complaining about chest pains and saying he was having a heart attack.  A bystander promptly called 911, and an ambulance came to take Kenneth to the hospital.

However, once the ambulance arrived to the hospital, Kenneth hopped out and walked himself into the hospital’s cafeteria!

Yeah!  Dude faked a heart attack to catch a free ride to the hospital’s cafeteria!  WHO DOES THAT?

Police showed up to arrest Kenneth for making a fake report, and also hit him with a charge in connection with a stolen gun, and a warrant that was already out for his arrest for writing bad checks.

Now, Kenneth gets to enjoy his free prison food.  So there’s that.

(Kentucky.com)