Meanwhile in New Zealand . . .
A 23-year old Kiwi clearly lives by the motto, “What my baby wants, baby gets.”
Unfortunately, Baby wanted a squirrel monkey. So, being the wonderful boyfriend he is, John Casford wanted to deliver on that monkey.
He broke into a zoo, scaled a fence, and – – – FELL HARD!!
Though Casford didn’t score that monkey, he did land himself a broken leg, sprained ankle, and is now down two teeth.
Police were able to track him down, but apparently dude was already wanted on some other charges, including a road rage incident. He’s now facing two-and-a-half years in prison.