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Darwin Olympics: Guy Fails Monkey Heist

Meanwhile in New Zealand . . .

A 23-year old Kiwi clearly lives by the motto, “What my baby wants, baby gets.”

Unfortunately, Baby wanted a squirrel monkey.  So, being the wonderful boyfriend he is, John Casford wanted to deliver on that monkey.

He broke into a zoo, scaled a fence, and – – – FELL HARD!!

Though Casford didn’t score that monkey, he did land himself a broken leg, sprained ankle, and is now down two teeth.

Police were able to track him down, but apparently dude was already wanted on some other charges, including a road rage incident.  He’s now facing two-and-a-half years in prison.

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