Meanwhile in Utah . . .

Some people don’t deal with birthdays and the thought of getting older very well, and Dennis Butler of Moore, Utah would be one of them.

Dude celebrated his 66th trip around the sun late last week by taking a drive; but, a leisurely drive ’twas not.

Dennis started trying to straight up ram into other drivers on the road, followed by exiting his vehicle and mooning people.

When Dennis noticed a police officer, her jumped back in his car and tried to hit him head-on!

The officer was able to swerve off the road and out of Dennis’ path, and that’s when Dennis gave a big old thumbs up, except it was his middle finger and NOT his thumb.

The officer’s pursuit of Dennis turned into a high-speed chase, topping out at 100 mph before they’d arrived at Dennis’ home.

Currently, it has not been reported if dude was drunk, on something, or totally sober, but he was promptly arrested on exiting his vehicle and is now facing several felony charges.