Meanwhile in Florida . . .
According to Stuart police, five guys were arrested the other night for brawling inside a . . . wait for it . . . Five Guys!
No word on what started the fight, but officers reported, “three juvenile males and two adult males were charged with affray and processed at the county jail.”
I repeat . . . five guys busted for brawling at a Five Guys burger joint.
The only thing better than that would be a dude named Ronald McDonald robbing a McDonald’s . . . but, ummm, that’s not a dare or suggestion. Please don’t rob people.