Meanwhile in California . . .

We have our first Darwin Olympics wanted by the fashion police as well as the real police!

This couple went into a jewelry store in San Diego to browse the selection when the store’s owner offered his help to the customers.

The woman said she had to run back to the car for her wallet, but before she could return, the guy grabbed a handful of gold necklaces and ran out the door.

Before dude could fully get out of the door, his FANNY PACK got stuck!!

The belt-bag got snagged on the door and fell off during the not-so-smooth exit . . . and it had his ID in it!

Someone was also able to get down the license plate number on the ride, so the two have totally been identified . . . and now it’s only a matter of time before the duo are tracked down and officially caught.

The store’s owner said the gold necklaces the totally not haute couture couple manged to get away with added up to be around $70-80 GRAND!

As for chicky-poo who needed to go outside to get her wallet from the car, one might think she was getting ready to put the pedal to the medal in the getaway car . . . but nope, that wasn’t the case at all.

The store had an automatic lock on the door to prevent this type of thing from happening, and so when the woman was buzzed out to get “the wallet form the car,” she ended up holding the door open so the guy could grab and run!

Here’s the dude jumping over the counter to grab the necklaces, and if you look closely . . . you can see his fanny pack!

For the record . . . belt-bags are actually pretty awesome . . . especially when used at Bonnaroo!