Meanwhile in Oregon . . .
Someone decided to steal a bicycle . . . locked up at a POLICE STATION!
Adam Valle, 26, is the not-so-masterminded criminal that tried to nab a two-wheeler, while police watched on a surveillance camera.
Of course, authorities eventually went out and arrested him, after enjoying the show.
Valle was charged with theft, criminal mischief and felon in possession of weapons.
Oh, and guess what! The Associated Press has the video of it . . .
Enjoy!