Meanwhile in Tennessee . . .

30 year old Freddrick Johnson was busted for trespassing at a Greyhound bus station in Memphis last month, from which he’d been banned for . . . ummm . . . something else a while back.

Arresting officers patted him down, and found several bags of what was suspected to be drugs, and promptly escorted him to jail.

Once at the jail, authorities searched Johnson again, but this time felt something hard protruding from his lower left side, and noticed something else poking out from the other side of his lower belly.

This time, officers decided that a strip search was best. Turns out, dude was hiding a two foot MACHETE in a “large fat roll” he was trying to smuggle in.

So, on top of his other charges, Johnson’s now facing more time for trying to sneak contraband into a prison.

Tisk, tisk, dude!