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Darwin Olympics: Dude “Really Sucks” at Stealing Cars

Meanwhile in Colorado . . .

A man in Jefferson County attempted to steal not one, not two, but THREE cars in recent weeks . . . AND was caught each time!!

Todd Sheldon (36) first tried to steal a car at a home when he was busted by the homeowner . . . and took off (sans car) before deputies arrived on the scene.

Toddy-boy didn’t get to far, however, as police found him “just down the street . . . trying to break into another vehicle,” according to the sheriff’s office.

As deputies approached Todd, in the middle of “actively trying to break into the truck,” he admitted to authorities, “I really suck at this.”

Dude was taken into custody where he was booked, but later bonded out.

So . . . that’s two non-stolen cars down — one to go . . .

The other week, officers responded to another vehicle break-in attempt . . . and who was there at the scene when they arrived?  TODD!

Todd exclaimed again, “I really suck at this.”

***No one would disagree with you there, Todd. ***

(Fox News)

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