Darwin Olympics: Dude Pours Ketchup on Sleeping Girlfriend After Fight
Meanwhile in Florida . . .
Peter Wagman (37) of Pinellas Park, FL learned the hard way that assaulting someone with a condiment is still assault.
Dude got into an argument over the weekend with his girlfriend of 11 years — no clue what about, but she went to bed, and he . . . well . . . didn’t.
Around 4:45 AM, the girlfriend woke up to Peter standing over her, pouring KETCHUP on her while in bed, and saying some not-so-sweet nothings.
Police were called, and they arrested Peter for misdemeanor domestic battery.
(On a side note, domestic abuse is not a laughing matter. If you find yourself in a situation you need help getting out of, please don’t hesitate to reach out to the National Domestic Violence Hotline – 1.800.799.7233.)
