Meanwhile in Mississippi . . .
One thirty-something year old took the good ol’ saying, “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have,” to an actual dang literal extreme!!
David Hobbs (36) of Clarksdale, Mississippi was busted breaking into a guy’s shed around three in the morning early last week . . . while wearing a full on Captain America suit!!
We repeat . . . BURGLAR . . . . WEARING A CAPTAIN AMERICA SUIT!!!
Mask, blue full bodysuit, fake muscles and all!
. . . And by “all” we mean wings . . . because apparently what was really missing from this Captain America costume wasn’t his Vibranium & Steel shield, but fairy wings.
He was arrested for burglary (and we’d like a citizen’s arrest on poor costume choices).
Want to see? Check out the picture HERE.