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Darwin Olympics: Dude Gets Three Speeding Tickets Back-to-Back

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Darwin Olympics: Dude Gets Three Speeding Tickets Back-to-Back

Ever notice how you may tend to slow down when driving and you see a police officer . . . or if you actually get pulled over, you slow your roll a little bit more after the ticket because you don’t want another one?

Well, NOT this guy!

Meanwhile in Minnesota . . .

A twenty-four year old from South Dakota was pulled over in southwest Minnesota for doing NINETY-TWO MILES PER HOUR in a sixty zone! Obviously, dude was written a speeding ticket.

Dude must have felt like speeding tickets are a one and done type of deal, because he did NOT slow down.

Only a few minutes later, the guy was pulled over by a DIFFERENT police officer . . . this time, going 115 miles an hour (yes, he was still in the 60 speed limit zone).

The second police officer wrote him a SECOND TICKET!

As soon as the second officer was done giving dude a ticket, buddy boy SPED AWAY!!

Obviously, he was pulled over again — yes, pulled over a THIRD TIME — and received another speeding ticket.

Oh, and he also got a ticket for not wearing his seatbelt.

If you weren’t fully calculating all of this, we’ll help . . .

THREE speeding tickets in under SIXTY minutes!!

How was this not “reckless driving” at some point?!?

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