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Darwin Olympics: Dude Gets Alligator to Bite His Arm, Pours Beer In It’s Mouth

Meanwhile in Florida . . .

A man as been arrested.

What was he arrested for?

*glad you asked*

Some dude in South Florida decided the best idea ever would be to get the alligator his buddy just caught to bite his arm . . . oh, and pouring beer into the ‘gator’s mouth.

Timothy Jean Kepke (27) was charged with unlawfully taking an alligator . . . and his buddy, Noah Osborne (22) was hit with the same charge.

Authorities received calls about the two yo-yos, but it wasn’t until video surfaced of the men and their ‘gator aggravating antics that authorities were able to identify them.

Police showed up at Timothy’s home, and he confirmed he was the guy in the video.

The two men were taken into custody, though were released later the same day after posting bail.

As for the ‘gator . . . the guys did release it back to the wild after the bite & beer shenanigans.

(Excuse us . . . but where are the animal abuse charges?!?)

(Springfield News)

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