Meanwhile in Arkansas . . .
Some dude ticked off the eight year old inside us all when he dared to disrespect Bagel Bits like this!
Roger Bridenolph (49) stole a box of the delicious mini bagel pizza treats from the freezer at a Dollar Tree over the weekend, but didn’t get too far.
The manager saw what was going on and chased him outside, and that’s when Roger assaulted the manager by whacking him in the head with the box of Bagel Bites.
Then, dude ran off to hide in a nearby Wendy’s, where he allegedly slapped a woman, before being caught by police and arrested with quite a slew of charges — robbery . . . assault . . . resisting arrest . . . public intoxication . . . disorderly conduct . . . and disrespecting the notion that when pizza’s on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.
. . . and, because, why not . . .
