Darwin Olympics: Drunk Dude Steals Walmart Shopping Scooter
Meanwhile in Florida . . .
One dude didn’t get the joyride he’d intended.
John Davis (59) hit up his local Walmart in St. Petersburg . . . and drunkenly drove off on one of their motorized shopping scooters (because, obviously).
Apparently he was heading to his home in Palmetto, 20 miles away, but only made it a mile into the drive before the battery ran out of juice.
Police caught John trying to recharge it at a convenience store, and arrested him for FELONY GRAND THEFT!
. . . Pretty sure an Uber/Lyft/Cab would have been cheaper, buddy . . .
