Meanwhile in the U.K. . . .

We have another example of how NOT to get out of a speeding ticket.

A guy was speeding down the road when he was pulled over by an officer in Dorset, England.

When the cop asked him why he was pushin’ the pedal to the medal, he claimed it was because the passengers in his car were . . . ummm . . . making some air biscuits.

You know, rippin’ some stank.

Dude just wanted to get to their destination and get the heck out of the car and away from his booty bombin’ friends.

The officer wasn’t picking up what this guy was throwing down and gave him a speeding ticket, and the advice to roll down the windows next time.