Meanwhile in Indiana . . .

Call it a million-in-one shot — or call it being completely oblivious to one’s surroundings — but, some dude was driving down a Johnson County interstate when it felt like a good idea to toss his baby’s DIRTY DIAPER out of the driver side window.

. . . and the diaper hit a COP CAR (because, why wouldn’t it).

The police officer pulled the guy over — and yes, there was a baby in the backseat — but, dude claimed the wind blew the diaper out of the window; not him.

(Doubtful.)