Meanwhile in Kansas . . .

A burglar got a little side tracked, mid-job!

Jamey Sanders (39) broke into a Salina, Kansas home last Tuesday with intent to snag some goodies, but then he came face-to-face with an inversion table — you know, one of those exercise machines where you strap yourself upside-down and do sit-ups (because, obviously).

Well, dude hooked himself up, but apparently exhausted all his energy and couldn’t crunch up enough to get himself back down!

And around 5 AM, the homeowner woke up when he heard some noises coming from the basement. Upon checking it out, guy finds good old Jamey, just hangin’ out.

Police were called and came to arrest Jamey for aggravated burglary.