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Darwin Olympics: Bride Embezzles $93K for Wedding and Butt Implants

Meanwhile in Virginia . . .

It truly is amazing what some people will do and go through for their wedding, and Vanessa Cline (32) of Stafford, Virginia really put a lot of almost-newlyweds to shame with her pre-wedding antics.

Vanessa worked as a bookkeeper at a construction company where she was busted for embezzling over $93,000!

A lot of the stolen funds went towards her wedding, like $25K for the wedding planner, $2k for her bridal gown, and let’s not forget $7.2K for that pre-wedding BUTT LIFT.

Her embezzling antics were found out when the credit card company notified her boss that the company card was about to be shut down for not paying it off on time, which made him want to check the books and learned what Vanessa had been doing.

The bride is now facing five charges on embezzlement and 10 different forgery counts.

Oh, and fun fact . . . Vanessa only got the job at the construction company because the previous bookkeeper had been fired and arrested for EMBEZZLEMENT!

Sounds like this construction company needs to up their hiring process . . .

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