“Look at this stuff. Isn’t it neat?” is NOT was Ariel (not the little mermaid) Machan-Le Quire was singing when she was stopped in Fort Myers, Florida and pulled a baby alligator out of her yoga pants . . .
Yeah! Remember her? Alligator down her yoga pants . . . over 40 turtles in a “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle” backpack . . . Yup! She was a Darwin Olympics winner a few months ago.
Well, she just got her sentencing. Ariel was found guilty on a handful of animal smuggling charges and sentenced to 24 months of probation and 200 hours of community service (and Ursula totes stole her voice . . . OK, we lie).
And now . . . just because . . .
Q: What does a mermaid wear to math class?
A: An alge-bra.
Q: Why do mermaids live in saltwater?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze
Q: How do you communicate with a mermaid?
A: Drop her a line.
Q: What did the sea say to the mermaid?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
