Meanwhile in England . . .

A duck walks into a McDonald’s. Nope, not the opening of a joke.

After a night celebrating his 40th birthday, Neil Edwards-Cecil and his buddy Lee Gaudoin (31) decided to hit up their local McD’s in Chester, England for a late night bite to help soak up some of the celebratory adult beverages they consumed.

That’s when a duck waddled his tail feather into the place.

Neil and Lee started arguing about something related to the duck . . . not totally sure what the argument was fully about, but it definitely had to do with that duck.

Then, things got real REAL quick, and the dudes argument turned into a full out BRAWL!

Authorities were called to come break the fight up, and now Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber are looking at 12 months of probation and $108 in fines.