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Tuesday, January 15, 201901/15/2019
Designer Creates Asymmetrical Jeans . . . Because, Obviously
If you were worried 2019 would bring an end to stupid jeans trends, you can rest easy. Weird fashion won’t…
Monday, January 14, 201901/14/2019
Reported Bigfoot Sightings in North Carolina
If you see Sasquatch, call Animal Control . . . NOT call 911.
Thursday, January 10, 201901/10/2019
Things We Do in American Movies That Make the Rest of the World Go ‘Huh?’
Wait . . . doesn’t everyone keep a baseball bat handy if they here a noise?
Wednesday, January 9, 201901/09/2019
Mom Refused to Pay Babysitter Because It Was a ‘Day of Fun’
Someone’s going to be struggling to find a babysitter after this . . .
Friday, November 9, 201811/09/2018
Are Oreos Black or Brown?
Pardon the interruption, but this is a VERY important question that MUST be addressed . . .
Thursday, November 8, 201811/08/2018
Some Tasks Get Harder As We Age
What used to be considered “simple tasks” become not-so-simple the older we get.
Tuesday, November 6, 201811/06/2018
Most Popular Baby Names . . . For 2028
If you’re hoping to have a baby ten years from now, here are some the most popular names, for . . . ummmm . . . ten years from now . . .
Monday, November 5, 201811/05/2018
Decorating Early for Christmas Makes Us Happier . . . It’s Science
Good News: Science says it’s good for our happiness to get our Christmas decorations up early.
Tuesday, October 30, 201810/30/2018
We’re Not Upgrading Our Phones As Fast As We Used To
Apparently, we’re not as quick to upgrade our phones like we used to.
Monday, October 29, 201810/29/2018
Should Halloween Be Moved to a Different Date?
Should Halloween be moved to the last Saturday of October instead of October 31st every year?