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Tuesday, January 15, 201901/15/2019

Designer Creates Asymmetrical Jeans . . . Because, Obviously

If you were worried 2019 would bring an end to stupid jeans trends, you can rest easy. Weird fashion won’t…

Monday, January 14, 201901/14/2019

Reported Bigfoot Sightings in North Carolina

If you see Sasquatch, call Animal Control . . . NOT call 911.

Thursday, January 10, 201901/10/2019

Things We Do in American Movies That Make the Rest of the World Go ‘Huh?’

Wait . . . doesn’t everyone keep a baseball bat handy if they here a noise?

Wednesday, January 9, 201901/09/2019

Mom Refused to Pay Babysitter Because It Was a ‘Day of Fun’

Someone’s going to be struggling to find a babysitter after this . . .

Friday, November 9, 201811/09/2018

Are Oreos Black or Brown?

Pardon the interruption, but this is a VERY important question that MUST be addressed . . .

Thursday, November 8, 201811/08/2018

Some Tasks Get Harder As We Age

What used to be considered “simple tasks” become not-so-simple the older we get.

Tuesday, November 6, 201811/06/2018

Most Popular Baby Names . . . For 2028

If you’re hoping to have a baby ten years from now, here are some the most popular names, for . . . ummmm . . . ten years from now . . .

Monday, November 5, 201811/05/2018

Decorating Early for Christmas Makes Us Happier . . . It’s Science

Good News: Science says it’s good for our happiness to get our Christmas decorations up early.

Tuesday, October 30, 201810/30/2018

We’re Not Upgrading Our Phones As Fast As We Used To

Apparently, we’re not as quick to upgrade our phones like we used to.

Monday, October 29, 201810/29/2018

Should Halloween Be Moved to a Different Date?

Should Halloween be moved to the last Saturday of October instead of October 31st every year?

Recent Headlines

11 hours ago in Entertainment, Music

This year’s song of the summer is a ballad, not a banger. Here’s what that says about us

For the past 14 weeks and counting, the top Billboard spot has been held by a love ballad: Alex Warren's "Ordinary." As Berklee College of Music professor and forensic musicologist Joe Bennett notes, the February release is "a fair bit slower than the mean average for the Hot 100, or for a historical song of the summer."

18 hours ago in Entertainment

Julia Roberts, Anna Wintour, Ralph Lauren and more pay tribute to Giorgio Armani

Italian fashion designer Giorgio Armani's work spanned the worlds of celebrity, fashion and power. His death announced Thursday at age 91 has elicited an outpouring of tributes.

18 hours ago in Entertainment

Al Roker lends his voice and meteorology skills to the new PBS Kids animated show ‘Weather Hunters’

This fall, everyone's favorite weatherman is getting a kick out of launching his own educational cartoon TV show — "Weather Hunters," which premieres Monday on PBS Kids.

1 day ago in Entertainment, Music

Justin Bieber announces ‘Swag ll’ will arrive Friday

Never say never... again? In July, Justin Bieber surprised fans by releasing his seventh studio album, "Swag," hours after he teased it on billboards and social media posts. It turns out, he wasn't done yet. On Thursday morning, Bieber shared that "Swag II" will arrive on Friday.

1 day ago in Entertainment, Trending

Giorgio Armani, who dressed the powerful and famous from boardroom to Hollywood, dies at 91

Giorgio Armani, the iconic Italian designer who turned the concept of understated elegance into a multibillion-dollar fashion empire, died Thursday, his fashion house confirmed. He was 91.