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Tuesday, January 15, 201901/15/2019

Designer Creates Asymmetrical Jeans . . . Because, Obviously

If you were worried 2019 would bring an end to stupid jeans trends, you can rest easy. Weird fashion won’t…

Monday, January 14, 201901/14/2019

Reported Bigfoot Sightings in North Carolina

If you see Sasquatch, call Animal Control . . . NOT call 911.

Thursday, January 10, 201901/10/2019

Things We Do in American Movies That Make the Rest of the World Go ‘Huh?’

Wait . . . doesn’t everyone keep a baseball bat handy if they here a noise?

Wednesday, January 9, 201901/09/2019

Mom Refused to Pay Babysitter Because It Was a ‘Day of Fun’

Someone’s going to be struggling to find a babysitter after this . . .

Friday, November 9, 201811/09/2018

Are Oreos Black or Brown?

Pardon the interruption, but this is a VERY important question that MUST be addressed . . .

Thursday, November 8, 201811/08/2018

Some Tasks Get Harder As We Age

What used to be considered “simple tasks” become not-so-simple the older we get.

Tuesday, November 6, 201811/06/2018

Most Popular Baby Names . . . For 2028

If you’re hoping to have a baby ten years from now, here are some the most popular names, for . . . ummmm . . . ten years from now . . .

Monday, November 5, 201811/05/2018

Decorating Early for Christmas Makes Us Happier . . . It’s Science

Good News: Science says it’s good for our happiness to get our Christmas decorations up early.

Tuesday, October 30, 201810/30/2018

We’re Not Upgrading Our Phones As Fast As We Used To

Apparently, we’re not as quick to upgrade our phones like we used to.

Monday, October 29, 201810/29/2018

Should Halloween Be Moved to a Different Date?

Should Halloween be moved to the last Saturday of October instead of October 31st every year?

Recent Headlines

9 hours ago in Entertainment

Chanel couture gets a breath of fresh air — and a star-studded audience

Fashion powerhouse Chanel stacked the Paris front row like a movie premiere Tuesday: Nicole Kidman, Dua Lipa, Penélope Cruz, A$AP Rocky, Gracie Abrams, Margaret Qualley.

9 hours ago in Entertainment

Ralph Fiennes, star of stage and screen, makes opera debut in Paris directing `Eugene Onegin’

Ralph Fiennes ' vision of "Eugene Onegin" was cinematic. A three-time Academy Award nominee and a Tony Award winner, Fiennes made his opera directing debut Monday at the Paris Opera's ornate Palais Garnier.

16 hours ago in Trending, World

World pauses to commemorate International Holocaust Remembrance Day

Holocaust survivors, politicians and regular people commemorated International Holocaust Remembrance Day on Tuesday, gathering at events held across Europe to reflect on Nazi Germany's murder of millions of people and its attempt to annihilate European Jewry.

16 hours ago in Entertainment

‘One Battle After Another’ leads the pack in nominations for UK’s BAFTA film awards

Paul Thomas Anderson's politically charged action thriller "One Battle After Another" leads the race for the British Academy Film Awards, securing 14 nominations Tuesday including acting nods for five of its cast.

2 days ago in Olympics, Sports, Trending

US names 232-athlete roster for Milan Cortina Olympics, led by five-timers including Vonn, Humphries

The U.S. team released its 232-athlete roster for the Milan Cortina Olympics on Monday and it includes Lindsey Vonn and bobsledders Kaillie Humphries and Elana Meyers Taylor, who are among the seven Americans making their fifth trip to the games.