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Tuesday, January 15, 201901/15/2019

Designer Creates Asymmetrical Jeans . . . Because, Obviously

If you were worried 2019 would bring an end to stupid jeans trends, you can rest easy. Weird fashion won’t…

Monday, January 14, 201901/14/2019

Reported Bigfoot Sightings in North Carolina

If you see Sasquatch, call Animal Control . . . NOT call 911.

Thursday, January 10, 201901/10/2019

Things We Do in American Movies That Make the Rest of the World Go ‘Huh?’

Wait . . . doesn’t everyone keep a baseball bat handy if they here a noise?

Wednesday, January 9, 201901/09/2019

Mom Refused to Pay Babysitter Because It Was a ‘Day of Fun’

Someone’s going to be struggling to find a babysitter after this . . .

Friday, November 9, 201811/09/2018

Are Oreos Black or Brown?

Pardon the interruption, but this is a VERY important question that MUST be addressed . . .

Thursday, November 8, 201811/08/2018

Some Tasks Get Harder As We Age

What used to be considered “simple tasks” become not-so-simple the older we get.

Tuesday, November 6, 201811/06/2018

Most Popular Baby Names . . . For 2028

If you’re hoping to have a baby ten years from now, here are some the most popular names, for . . . ummmm . . . ten years from now . . .

Monday, November 5, 201811/05/2018

Decorating Early for Christmas Makes Us Happier . . . It’s Science

Good News: Science says it’s good for our happiness to get our Christmas decorations up early.

Tuesday, October 30, 201810/30/2018

We’re Not Upgrading Our Phones As Fast As We Used To

Apparently, we’re not as quick to upgrade our phones like we used to.

Monday, October 29, 201810/29/2018

Should Halloween Be Moved to a Different Date?

Should Halloween be moved to the last Saturday of October instead of October 31st every year?

Recent Headlines

1 day ago in Entertainment, Trending

Ryan Coogler aware of potential Oscar history ahead but focused on ‘Sinners’ team before ceremony

Ryan Coogler understands what Sunday night could mean for Oscar history. He's just not dwelling on it. Instead, the Oscar-nominated filmmaker is looking forward to spending one more night with his "Sinners" collaborators who helped bring the film to life.

1 day ago in Entertainment, Music

Morrissey calls off concert in Spain after local festivities deprived him of sleep

British rock star Morrissey won't perform a concert in Valencia after festivities in the Spanish city kept him from getting a proper night's rest, the former frontman of The Smiths said Thursday.

1 day ago in National, Trending

US forecasts blizzard, polar vortex, heat dome and atmospheric river all at once

Days of downpours have begun in Hawaii. The Southwest will soon bake with day after day of record 100-degree-plus (38 Celsius-plus) heat. Two storms will dump snow by the foot over northern Great Lakes states. And the dreaded polar vortex will again invade the Midwest and East with soul-crushing Arctic chill. This forecast of extremes comes as weather whiplash has already hit much of the East.

1 day ago in Entertainment

Two long-lost episodes of ‘Doctor Who’ have been found. Fans will soon be able to watch them

Over six decades of "Doctor Who," the intergalactic adventurer's adversaries have included evil robots, rampaging Yeti — and the BBC, which erased many early episodes of the now-iconic sci-fi TV series. A film charity announced Friday that it has found two previously lost 1960s episodes among the possessions of a deceased collector.

3 days ago in Entertainment

Oscars preview: Producers tease ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ and ‘Sinners’ celebrations

The producers behind the 98th Academy Awards have set out to celebrate not just the hit song "Golden" from "KPop Demon Hunters", but the cultural phenomenon of the film itself. That logic is why the only other nominated song that will get a moment on the broadcast is "I Lied to You," from "Sinners," a blockbuster hit and the most-nominated film of all time.