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Wednesday, October 10, 201810/10/2018

TV Show to Let Audience Help Diagnose Your Medical Issues

Web MD-ing your symptoms is sooo last year . . .

Tuesday, October 9, 201810/09/2018

Top 10: Little Things That Probably Stress You Out on the Daily

Does looking at a list of items that may stress you out, stress you out?

Friday, October 5, 201810/05/2018

College Student Develops “Exit Survey” for Her Exes

After being ghosted one too many times, this college student decided to create an exit survey for her exes.

Tuesday, October 2, 201810/02/2018

Apparently We Are ALL Criminals

We are all criminals . . . Allegedly.

Thursday, September 27, 201809/27/2018

Is the Three-Meals-a-Day Eating Trend Dead?

Three meals a day is so 2017 . . .

Wednesday, September 26, 201809/26/2018

Teacher Gives Kids Zeroes for Missed Homework, Gets Fired

A teacher was fired for not coddling her students, and giving them a zeroes on assignments not turned in, instead of the school mandated 50% grades.

Tuesday, September 25, 201809/25/2018

Man Hires Mariachi Band for Girlfriend and Finds Out the Lead Singer is Her Husband

[Insert “Three’s Company” theme song here.]

Thursday, September 20, 201809/20/2018

We’re Born Lazy, It’s Science

You now have biological permission to be lazy.

Wednesday, September 19, 201809/19/2018

Are You a Helicopter or Lawnmower Parent?

Monica joined Jai this morning to talk about some parents that are maybe TOO involved in their kid’s sports. A helicopter parent just observes from above, while the lawnmower parent gets in the middle of everything. If you have kids, which one are you?

Wednesday, September 19, 201809/19/2018

‘Lawnmower’ Parenting is the New ‘Helicopter’ Parenting

Lawnmower parenting is the new helicopter.

Recent Headlines

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March Madness tournaments will expand to 76 teams each starting next season

The NCAA announced Thursday that it will expand its two March Madness tournaments by eight teams each next season, a long-expected move that will drop more games into the first week of the highly popular and lucrative showcase without substantially changing its overall form.

11 hours ago in Entertainment, Music

Shakira teases new song for the FIFA World Cup 2026 with Afrobeats star Burna Boy called ‘Dai Dai’

The Colombian singer shared a minute-long teaser clip on Thursday of a new song, writing on social media, "From MaracanĂ¡ Stadium, here is "Dai Dai," the FIFA World Cup Official Song 2026." She also included a mention of Afrobeats star Burna Boy.

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Rapper Kodak Black arrested in Florida on felony MDMA trafficking charge and pleads not guilty

Rapper Kodak Black was arrested this week on a drug trafficking charge in central Florida in his latest run-in with law enforcement.

18 hours ago in Entertainment

Electrical fire will keep the Broadway theater that hosts ‘The Book of Mormon’ closed through May 17

The long-running Broadway hit "The Book of Mormon" will close its doors through May 17 as its theater undergoes repairs after a fire shut down the musical.

18 hours ago in Entertainment

‘The Sheep Detectives’ is the starry, family-friendly whodunit you didn’t know you needed

Talking animal movies do not, on the whole, have the best reputation. Yes, there is "Babe," but "Babe" is the exception. Most are pretty bad, whether it's the uncanny effects, the shoddy storytelling or some horrifying combination of the two.