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Tuesday, March 7, 201703/07/2017

Escaped Convict Leaves Police a Trail of Beer Cans

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Monday, March 6, 201703/06/2017

WATCH: Masked man gets into fight with reporter during live broadcast

train wreck!!!!

Friday, March 3, 201703/03/2017

VIDEO: A Beer Truck Crashes Right Next to a Cop asking a driver if they’ve been drinking

Couldn’t make this up! Luckily it doesn;t look like the officer or driver was hurt!

Thursday, March 2, 201703/02/2017

VIDEO: Stolen Truck Hits Spike Strip & Flies like Dukes of Hazzard While Running from Cops

This is like a modern-day episode of the “Dukes of Hazard.” According to Louisiana news station KSLA, the truck was…

Tuesday, February 28, 201702/28/2017

Florida Homeowner uses Jiu-Jitsu on burglar

Ouch! Sometimes you reallllllly rob the wrong house! Crime doesn’t pay! https://twitter.com/beaver1003/status/836585262306164736 Here are some other Screwy Stories! https://twitter.com/beaver1003/status/836585419345113089 https://twitter.com/beaver1003/status/836585339246501888…

Friday, February 24, 201702/24/2017

Tigers chase Drone and Knock it out of the sky!

All your Screwy News Stories for Friday!

Thursday, February 23, 201702/23/2017

Woman does cartwheel during sobriety test

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Wednesday, February 22, 201702/22/2017

Man cited for theft of giant chicken in Portland; Mascot still missing

The case of a missing chicken has been solved in Portland.

Tuesday, February 21, 201702/21/2017

Man throws server over a table because of “No Miller Lite” in restaurant

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Monday, February 20, 201702/20/2017

Cops in Denver found 278 pounds of weed, owner tries to claim it was all for personal use.

https://twitter.com/beaver1003/status/833669683186380800 https://twitter.com/beaver1003/status/833669604308312064 https://twitter.com/beaver1003/status/833669540747866112

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