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This is incredible! Luckily no one was hurt! https://twitter.com/KelseyNews3LV/status/836710678094200833
Police in Oklahoma City are looking for a man who supposedly stole six packs of bacon by stuffing them in his shirt. The man was confronted by a Smart Saver employee, who had seen him hiding the bacon, worth about $30, but he refused to give back the food and rushed out of the store. The police department posted on their Facebook page a photo of the suspect and a note, saying, “Hey, I like bacon as much as the next guy, but you can’t just go around stealing it.”
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