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Tuesday, April 11, 201704/11/2017

A Farmer Accidentally Dumps Manure on Two People in a Convertible

So many smells….

Monday, April 10, 201704/10/2017

Mugshot of the Year? A Criminal Shows Off His Smushed Face and Gorgeous Blond Mullet

No Backstory required, just look at his face

Monday, April 10, 201704/10/2017

A Woman Chokes a Girl at Disney World For Blocking Her View of the Fireworks

Why is it that the Happiest Place on Earth makes some people SO angry?

Thursday, April 6, 201704/06/2017

Man in Drunk Lives Matter shirt charged with drunken driving

The man’s blood-alcohol content was about two and a half times the state’s legal limit when he got pulled over.

Tuesday, April 4, 201704/04/2017

Santa Look-A-Like Was Just Arrested For Selling Drugs in Florida

A guy in Florida who looks like Santa Claus was just arrested for selling cocaine to an undercover cop. He’s facing several drug charges.

Thursday, March 23, 201703/23/2017

Man Steals front-end loader to break into liquor store

SUSPECT CREATIVE IN BREAKING INTO LIQUIOR STORE A man in Alaska didn’t just try to pick a lock or break…

Monday, March 20, 201703/20/2017

VIDEO: Largest Rooster EVER!

Catchy names? Boss, Velosa-Rooster, Bronta-Rooster, TriceraRooster

Wednesday, March 15, 201703/15/2017

Hidden Valley just started selling a RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAIN!!!!!!

Hidden Valley just started selling a RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAIN. It’ll only set you back $100 and it comes with 12 large bottles of ranch dressing.

Friday, March 10, 201703/10/2017

Man charged with Dui and blames science

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Wednesday, March 8, 201703/08/2017

Shark Robs A Gas Station! #ScrewyNews

A guy in New Zealand robbed a gas station on Monday . . . dressed as the “Left Shark” from…

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