Wednesday, May 8, 201905/08/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Defends Parking Spot With a Machete

Ummm . . . wait . . . what?!

Tuesday, May 7, 201905/07/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Blames Nachos For Almost Hitting a Police Car

“I swear occifer, I’m sotally tober.”

Monday, May 6, 201905/06/2019

Darwin Olympics: Fugitive Uses Horrendous Blonde Wig to Escape Authoritites (PHOTO)

Wow. Just, WOW!

Friday, May 3, 201905/03/2019

Darwin Olympics: ‘Avengers: Endgame” Spoiler Results in Assault

C’mon, man!!

Thursday, May 2, 201905/02/2019

Darwin Olympics: Distracted Driving Goes to the Next Level

Distracted driving is never OK, and this level of distracted driving is some next level stuff!

Wednesday, May 1, 201905/01/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Shoplifts from Same Store Twice in One Day . . . and Applies for a Job

You just can’t make this stuff up!

Tuesday, April 30, 201904/30/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Calls 911 to Teach Husband a Lesson

There’s a method to every madness . . . but we still can’t figure this one out.

Monday, April 29, 201904/29/2019

Darwin Olympics: Burglars Butt Dial 911 During Getaway

We all have embarrassing butt-dialing stories . . . but this one might take the cake.

Friday, April 26, 201904/26/2019

Darwin Olympics: Robber Forgot Why He Was Hiding His Face

Guy uses a grocery bag to cover his face while robbing a gas station . . . but he keeps lifting the bag up, revealing his face to security cameras.

Thursday, April 25, 201904/25/2019

Darwin Olympics: Fugitive Would Rather Go Back to Prison than Deal with Tourists

Well, this is a new one . . .