Thursday, June 6, 201906/06/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Pulls Gun Over Who Sings Next at Karaoke

Karaoke can get real, real quick . . .

Wednesday, June 5, 201906/05/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Pours Ketchup on Sleeping Girlfriend After Fight

So. Much. NO!

Tuesday, June 4, 201906/04/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Calls 911 to Brag About Getting Away, They Use His Phone Number to Find Him

Humble is not in this dude’s vocabulary.

Monday, June 3, 201906/03/2019

Darwin Olympics: Thief Tries to Stay Cool While Hiding in Trunk of Her Own Car

Fletch may or may not have enjoyed this particular story a bit more than usual . . .

Friday, May 31, 201905/31/2019

Darwin Olympics: Burglar Leaves Money Trail

We just can’t make stuff like this up.

Thursday, May 30, 201905/30/2019

Darwin Olympics: Wedding Crasher Interupts Newlywed’s First Dance

Mark is a wedding crasher. No one likes wedding crashers. Don’t be like Mark.

Wednesday, May 29, 201905/29/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Fleeing Authorities Caught Thanks to Wrong Fuel in Gas Tank

For the record: You can’t “accidentally” put diesel in your fuel tank while at an actual gas station because the nozzle would never fit.

Tuesday, May 28, 201905/28/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Gets Head Stuck While Eavesdropping On Neighbors

Stupid is as stupid does . . .

Friday, May 24, 201905/24/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Hulks Out When Boyfriend Doesn’t Celebrate Her Birthday

We can’t help but wonder if this couple is still together . . .

Thursday, May 23, 201905/23/2019

Darwin Olympics: Suspect Agrees to Turn Himself in if FB Wanted Post Gets 15,000 Likes

We’re through the looking glass here, people.