For whatever reason I have been following this story of the lady that sprayed her hair with Gorilla Glue and it hasn’t moved in a month.  I’m not sure why I’m intrigued.  Is it because this was a stupid move and I want to see how is a great way to remove Gorilla Glue, is it because she says she might sue and that is just laughable to me or is it because she has actually raised over 14,000 dollars for help and now a plastic surgeon says he will donate his services for free to help her?  I think the answer is yes to all three.  This whole thing would have been avoided if she only had not sprayed her hair with Gorilla Glue.  She ran out of hairspray so the best thought she had was to use a product that was made to be an adhesive for tile?  Really?  I would have thought of running down to the Kroger and grabbing some more spray not, “hummm, this stuff holds bathroom tiles in place, it should work on my hair”.  NOOOO!  That’s not a good plan “B”, or “C, D, E or even a plan Z”  But why I guess I keep following is seeing how she is getting all this help and just thinking back to some of the dumbest things I did when I was younger and would have loved to have gotten bailed out.  That floors me.  Of course I can picture my dad if I had done this as a kid, he would have laughed at me in my face, told me I deserved it and go dip my head in gasoline or something to try to get it off, then he’d probably gone outside lit up a Winston cigarette and wondered what kind of boy he was uh-raisin’ (A little Appalachian lingo).  Anyway, good for this lady if she can get the help because I’m sure it’s a “sticky” situation but I don’t think the lawsuit will “stick”.  OK, I’ll quit with the puns.  I just wished I had a bailout for some of the stupid stuff I did.

Fletch