I read recently that over a third of us eat peanut better straight from the jar.  I don’t think that’s bad unless you double dip with your utensil, which for me is a table knife.  But, what my wife did break me from is chugging milk straight from the jug.  Before I got married that’s what I did.  I would get home from work, or just got through working outside and I would open the fridge and get a big ole chug of milk.  I mean after all, it was just me and that meant one less glass that got dirty.  Now, I did have some friends over from time to time, but I don’t recall any of them ever asking for a glass of milk.  So to me, I didn’t see it as a big deal, boy was I wrong,  I discovered really quickly that drinking milk “my style” was waaaay wrong and I needed to stop.  i do believe she would’ve put up with the TP rolling off from the bottom better.  So in my 20+ years of marriage now a few things I have learned, Always put the seat down, never leave your socks on the stove (I’m still not sure what caught my attention and I just put them there) and never, I mean NEVER drink milk straight from the jug.  Happy wife, happy life.

Fletch